Welcome to Tina Fey is a genius edition of my blog. So many great quotes in this election themed episode!! Here they are...
Liz: "My boyfriend and I aren't married, but we might have a baby together anyway. And I hope it's gay! Male gay... since with the ladies, it's too much hiking."
Jack: "We have to spend all of our wonderful money and help my hair mentor, Mitt Romney, become the `11th legitmate president of the United States."
Jack to Garrett Romney: "Garrett, I would slap you if I didn't know you were going to get your own planet when you die."
I don't know why that means he can't slap him, but it's still funny.
Tracy talking about the election: "North Carolina goes to Romney. I worked there this summer and they are not on board with a black man lecturing them. I don't care if it's Obama talking about healthcare, or me talking about white butts. They are different than black butts."
Liz: "My boyfriend and I aren't married, but we might have a baby together anyway. And I hope it's gay! Male gay... since with the ladies, it's too much hiking."
Jack: "We have to spend all of our wonderful money and help my hair mentor, Mitt Romney, become the `11th legitmate president of the United States."
Jack to Garrett Romney: "Garrett, I would slap you if I didn't know you were going to get your own planet when you die."
I don't know why that means he can't slap him, but it's still funny.
Tracy talking about the election: "North Carolina goes to Romney. I worked there this summer and they are not on board with a black man lecturing them. I don't care if it's Obama talking about healthcare, or me talking about white butts. They are different than black butts."
1 comment:
hahahaha. I don't even watch but that was so funny!
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