Schmidt, encouraging the roommates to find someone to hook up with at the last wedding of the summer: "Nobody meets anyone in fall or winter. What? Are you gonna gamble with the contents of a bulky sweater."
9/23 Schmidt sets Jess up on 10 dates
Jess: "are you insane? I'm not ready! That's like taking a musical from rehearsals straight to Broadway. You've got to workshop it first."
Schmidt: "You're not for one second suggesting that I don't know how to set up a musical. How dare you?!"
9/30
Jess: "Have you ever seen sex from above? It's horrible. That's why God thinks it's a sin."
10/7
Jess: "Real women are wonky."
