Saturday, October 18, 2014
Schmidt, encouraging the roommates to find someone to hook up with at the last wedding of the summer: "Nobody meets anyone in fall or winter. What? Are you gonna gamble with the contents of a bulky sweater."
9/23 Schmidt sets Jess up on 10 dates
Jess: "are you insane? I'm not ready! That's like taking a musical from rehearsals straight to Broadway. You've got to workshop it first."
Schmidt: "You're not for one second suggesting that I don't know how to set up a musical. How dare you?!"
Jess: "Have you ever seen sex from above? It's horrible. That's why God thinks it's a sin."
Jess: "Real women are wonky."
Season premiere and this may be my favorite quote evah....
Mindy voiceover: "After years of dating losers and sociopaths, I'm now happily dating the man of my dreams. A devout catholic divorcee with some pretty serious daddy-issues. Which... For a single 30-something woman is not too shabby. "
Mindys attempt to find common ground with Danny's mom. She says All you need is one TV show that you both watch, which I couldn't agree with more.
"Real Housewives? Basketball Wives? Army Wives? Sister Wives? ... Wife Swap?"
Thursday, October 16, 2014
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Monday, October 13, 2014
I'm just going to ignore the subject matter and choose my favorite of many quotable lines.
Morgan: "you've changed. You always promised me you wouldn't be one of those girls who ditches their best friend the minute they get a boyfriend."
Mindy: "I would never promise that. All I've wanted in my life is to abandon all my friends for a boyfriend. "
Mindy: "if you go blind, I'm gonna get so fat."