November 18... Teachers conference
Coach, remarking on Jess's crush, Ryan -- "Him? He looks like a boys' department mannequin."
November 25... Obligatory Thanksgiving episode
Showing posts with label New Girl quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Girl quotes. Show all posts
Saturday, November 29, 2014
New Girl quote of the week--11/18, 11/25
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Sunday, September 28, 2014
Fall TV
There are a few new shows I'm looking forward to, but mostly I'm looking forward to my faves coming back.
Sunday -- The Comeback is coming back to HBO. This is a show that had one season previously and it was one of those shows that a few people loved but most people hadn't heard of. I watched it on Netlfix and I thought it was okay. There were definitely lots of funny parts, but I don't remember loving it. Now it's coming back 9 years later with season 2. Just that alone piques my interest enough to give it a shot. (November 9)
The Newsroom is back for season 3 on HBO. I have to catch up on season 2 before the new season starts on November 9. This may or may not happen.
The Walking Dead is also on Sunday nights. I started this show, after years of saying I wasn't interested in shows about zombies, because KB loves it and he wanted me to watch while he was here in the summer. So we got through season 1 and part of season 2, and then I finished the rest of what's available on Netflix after he left. All the way through seasons 1&2, I kept saying "I don't get it." But season 3 finally hooked me and now I'd like to find a way to watch season 4 (not available on Netflix yet) before season 5 starts October 12. Doesn't seem likely, though. I'm still not interested in zombies, for the record.
At some point in the coming TV season, Mad Men will return for it's final episodes, and I couldn't be more excited for that.
Also on Sunday nights is Last Week Tonight, which is HBOs version of The Daily Show. It's hilarious and smart.
Monday -- I'm slightly interested in Gotham on FOX. In general, I'm more than over superhero shows and movies, but this one is getting some attention. I might end up recording it and then never watching, which is what happened with Arrow. This one started already on September 22.
Tuesday -- Marry Me is a new show on NBC that I'm most excited for this new season. Casey Wilson played my second favorite character from Happy Endings, which was a great show that ended too soon. Next to her is Ken Marino, who is so great in everything he does. This is the story of the engagement of the "levelheaded" man and "excitable" woman after a botched proposal, according to the description in EW. It looks like it has tons of potential. (October 12)
Manhattan Love Story would probably be on this list but I HATE the actress, Analeigh Tipton, who was a contestant on ANTM years ago. She totally ruined the otherwise good movie "Crazy, Stupid, Love" a few years ago as an overacter. But her character was also so stupid, it may not have been her fault. Anyway, I doubt I'll watch as I already have a few Tuesday shows. This one is on ABC starting September 30.
The Mindy Project already started two weeks ago and it started off with a bang. I love this show so much. I am contemplating resurrecting my quotes of the week with this show. Stay tuned for that. Maybe.
New Girl is also back on Tuesdays and still my favorite 22 minutes of the day. I know not everyone loves this show as they once did, but I still think it's hilarious. I will never buy that Jess and Nick are just friends with no weirdness after breaking up, but this is TV, and anything is possible on TV.
Another show I started to watch because KB loves it is Sons of Anarchy. This one started already on September 9 on FX. I watched seasons 1-5 on Netflix and I liked it okay, but Jill hit the nail on the head when she said that every episode could be titled "The one where Jax tries to take the club in a new direction." Also, there are so many gangs and sometimes they are allies with the Sons, and sometimes they're enemies, and sometimes they're enemies fighting a common enemy, and I can't keep it all straight so I find myself tuning out at lot of the time. But Jax is still hot and I like a lot of the other characters. Season 6 still isn't on Netflix, but KB told me what happened and I decided to just go ahead and skip that one and watch season 7 live.
Wednesday -- I'm not exactly excited about this one, but Red Band Society is being called the new "teen melodrama" which is enough for me to give it a chance. Plus it has a the cute guy from Brothers and Sisters. It started September 17 on FOX, but I haven't watched yet.
I'm somewhat interested in the concept behind black-ish which already started September 24 on ABC. I've given up other ABC comedies, so we'll see if this one holds my interest.
Nashville started September 24 on ABC and I am hoping it stays as good as season 2 was.
Thursday -- Gracepoint is a murder mystery. Not usually up my alley, but I might try this one. (FOX October 2) This is probably a good one for you, Mom.
And of course... Parenthood returns for it's final season. It started September 25 on NBC and even though it starts with Kristina opening her charter school that she decided to create just for her (annoying) son Max, because doesn't everyone want to start their own school, I am good at ignoring the things that bug me and focusing on the things that I like. Which is pretty much everything else about this show.
Also on Thursdays on NBC is A to Z. I don't know much about it, other than it appears to be a romantic comedy, it has the "Mother" from How I Met your Mother and there are billboards for it around the city, but it might be worth checking out.
Okay, obviously this is too many shows. If New Girl, Mindy and Parenthood keep me happy, then this will be a good season for me.
And Marry Me.
And Mad Men.
Okay, that's really it.
Sunday -- The Comeback is coming back to HBO. This is a show that had one season previously and it was one of those shows that a few people loved but most people hadn't heard of. I watched it on Netlfix and I thought it was okay. There were definitely lots of funny parts, but I don't remember loving it. Now it's coming back 9 years later with season 2. Just that alone piques my interest enough to give it a shot. (November 9)
The Newsroom is back for season 3 on HBO. I have to catch up on season 2 before the new season starts on November 9. This may or may not happen.
The Walking Dead is also on Sunday nights. I started this show, after years of saying I wasn't interested in shows about zombies, because KB loves it and he wanted me to watch while he was here in the summer. So we got through season 1 and part of season 2, and then I finished the rest of what's available on Netflix after he left. All the way through seasons 1&2, I kept saying "I don't get it." But season 3 finally hooked me and now I'd like to find a way to watch season 4 (not available on Netflix yet) before season 5 starts October 12. Doesn't seem likely, though. I'm still not interested in zombies, for the record.
At some point in the coming TV season, Mad Men will return for it's final episodes, and I couldn't be more excited for that.
Also on Sunday nights is Last Week Tonight, which is HBOs version of The Daily Show. It's hilarious and smart.
Monday -- I'm slightly interested in Gotham on FOX. In general, I'm more than over superhero shows and movies, but this one is getting some attention. I might end up recording it and then never watching, which is what happened with Arrow. This one started already on September 22.
Tuesday -- Marry Me is a new show on NBC that I'm most excited for this new season. Casey Wilson played my second favorite character from Happy Endings, which was a great show that ended too soon. Next to her is Ken Marino, who is so great in everything he does. This is the story of the engagement of the "levelheaded" man and "excitable" woman after a botched proposal, according to the description in EW. It looks like it has tons of potential. (October 12)
Manhattan Love Story would probably be on this list but I HATE the actress, Analeigh Tipton, who was a contestant on ANTM years ago. She totally ruined the otherwise good movie "Crazy, Stupid, Love" a few years ago as an overacter. But her character was also so stupid, it may not have been her fault. Anyway, I doubt I'll watch as I already have a few Tuesday shows. This one is on ABC starting September 30.
The Mindy Project already started two weeks ago and it started off with a bang. I love this show so much. I am contemplating resurrecting my quotes of the week with this show. Stay tuned for that. Maybe.
New Girl is also back on Tuesdays and still my favorite 22 minutes of the day. I know not everyone loves this show as they once did, but I still think it's hilarious. I will never buy that Jess and Nick are just friends with no weirdness after breaking up, but this is TV, and anything is possible on TV.
Another show I started to watch because KB loves it is Sons of Anarchy. This one started already on September 9 on FX. I watched seasons 1-5 on Netflix and I liked it okay, but Jill hit the nail on the head when she said that every episode could be titled "The one where Jax tries to take the club in a new direction." Also, there are so many gangs and sometimes they are allies with the Sons, and sometimes they're enemies, and sometimes they're enemies fighting a common enemy, and I can't keep it all straight so I find myself tuning out at lot of the time. But Jax is still hot and I like a lot of the other characters. Season 6 still isn't on Netflix, but KB told me what happened and I decided to just go ahead and skip that one and watch season 7 live.
Wednesday -- I'm not exactly excited about this one, but Red Band Society is being called the new "teen melodrama" which is enough for me to give it a chance. Plus it has a the cute guy from Brothers and Sisters. It started September 17 on FOX, but I haven't watched yet.
I'm somewhat interested in the concept behind black-ish which already started September 24 on ABC. I've given up other ABC comedies, so we'll see if this one holds my interest.
Nashville started September 24 on ABC and I am hoping it stays as good as season 2 was.
Thursday -- Gracepoint is a murder mystery. Not usually up my alley, but I might try this one. (FOX October 2) This is probably a good one for you, Mom.
And of course... Parenthood returns for it's final season. It started September 25 on NBC and even though it starts with Kristina opening her charter school that she decided to create just for her (annoying) son Max, because doesn't everyone want to start their own school, I am good at ignoring the things that bug me and focusing on the things that I like. Which is pretty much everything else about this show.
Also on Thursdays on NBC is A to Z. I don't know much about it, other than it appears to be a romantic comedy, it has the "Mother" from How I Met your Mother and there are billboards for it around the city, but it might be worth checking out.
Okay, obviously this is too many shows. If New Girl, Mindy and Parenthood keep me happy, then this will be a good season for me.
And Marry Me.
And Mad Men.
Okay, that's really it.
Monday, May 27, 2013
New Girl wrap-up -- final three episodes
I have loved these last three episodes, and Nick has been especially adorable.
4/20 -- "Virgins"
This episode was one of the funniest episodes ever. I watched it 4 times. But most of it was visual, like Nick's face when he was talking to Schmidt about getting busy with his girlfriend, or Nick and Schmidt slipping and sliding on the floor. So the best quote of the night goes to Nick when he said, "My arm was a magnet and it was stuck to the wall. What is so hard to understand?"
5/7 -- "Winston's Birthday"
Nick, talking to Jess's dad.. Nick: "I don't know what she wants."
Jess's dad: "First thing you got to figure out is what do you want?'
Nick: "I don't know how you get a podcast, but you should look into it."
5/14 -- Season finale -- "Elaine's Big Day"
Okay, it's kind of cliché to end a season with a wedding, and even more so to have the wedding not happen because CeCe really loves Schmidt. But the badger in an air duct... not very cliché. My real favorite part was when "Cotton Eye Joe" came over the loudspeaker. But then they showed Nick fist-pumping to the song and that became my favorite part. The quote goes to Nick again.
Nick: "Schmidt gave me his worst suit. He said if I could fit it over my thighs, he didn't want it. "
4/20 -- "Virgins"
This episode was one of the funniest episodes ever. I watched it 4 times. But most of it was visual, like Nick's face when he was talking to Schmidt about getting busy with his girlfriend, or Nick and Schmidt slipping and sliding on the floor. So the best quote of the night goes to Nick when he said, "My arm was a magnet and it was stuck to the wall. What is so hard to understand?"
5/7 -- "Winston's Birthday"
Nick, talking to Jess's dad.. Nick: "I don't know what she wants."
Jess's dad: "First thing you got to figure out is what do you want?'
Nick: "I don't know how you get a podcast, but you should look into it."
5/14 -- Season finale -- "Elaine's Big Day"
Okay, it's kind of cliché to end a season with a wedding, and even more so to have the wedding not happen because CeCe really loves Schmidt. But the badger in an air duct... not very cliché. My real favorite part was when "Cotton Eye Joe" came over the loudspeaker. But then they showed Nick fist-pumping to the song and that became my favorite part. The quote goes to Nick again.
Nick: "Schmidt gave me his worst suit. He said if I could fit it over my thighs, he didn't want it. "
Sunday, April 21, 2013
New Girl quote of the week -- 4/9
Jess to CeCe: "You question my pajamas, you make me question our entire friendship. "
Saturday, April 20, 2013
New Girl quote of the week -- 4/4
Outside Dave, shaving Schmidt's leg: "it's shorts weather. Everyone is gonna want to dance with you!"
Schmidt: "You're going against the grain, you animal!"
Schmidt: "You're going against the grain, you animal!"
Saturday, March 23, 2013
New Girl quote of the week -- 3/19
Jess: "When did you become a Bond villain that couldn't afford to not live with roommates?
Nick: "I'm thinking of taking a vitamin."
Nick: "I'm thinking of taking a vitamin."
Saturday, February 23, 2013
New Girl quote of the week -- 2/19
Jess: "Yeah, I know nothing about men. What's why I'm wearing a short skirt and wool tights."
Saturday, February 9, 2013
New Girl quote of the week -- 2/5
Jess to CeCe "Nick kissed me!"
CeCe: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!
Nick to Jess: "you turned around in that little soft pink robe, not expecting to get kissed. I'm a MAN, Jessica. Pink robes are my catnip."
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
New Girl quote of the week
Nick, in preparing to kiss Jess: "Okay, 3,2.... I'm actually not gonna do a count. That's not my style when I kiss. I don't count down."
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
New Girl quote of the week -- 1/22
after the boys tell Jess she's a know-it-all: "I'm the worst know-it-all in the world. Please. I hate hyperbolic speak. Please."
New Girl quote of the week -- 1/15
Nick to Jess: "If you're gonna mess with my sink, put some goggles on. Your eyes are twice the size of normal eyes, it's a bigger target."
Friday, December 7, 2012
New Girl quote of the week -- 12/4
CC to Schmidt: "My mother is going to hate you. You're Jewish, I mean she really hates them."
Schmidt: "Everybody hates the Jews. Your mom is in the majority."
Schmidt: "Everybody hates the Jews. Your mom is in the majority."
Saturday, December 1, 2012
New Girl quote of the week -- 11/27
An episode about uteruses and fertility. Very funny, although it hit a bit too close to home. (and that's about as personal as I ever get on this public blog.)
Jess, talking about her uterus: "It's The Grapes of Wrath in there. "
Jess: "Being a woman sucks."
Nick: "Preaching to the choir. Women are the worst."
Jess: "Who's gonna lay a flag down on this sweet, sweet continent?"
Jess, talking about her uterus: "It's The Grapes of Wrath in there. "
Jess: "Being a woman sucks."
Nick: "Preaching to the choir. Women are the worst."
Jess: "Who's gonna lay a flag down on this sweet, sweet continent?"
Sunday, November 25, 2012
New Girl quote of the week -- 11/20
Hilarious episode. Jess's divorced parents come over for Thanksgiving and she is trying to get them back together. Once he figures it out, Jess's dad says: "You're doing the Parent Trap thing again."
Jess: "Dad, I have a master's degree, I'm not Parent traaaaa......"
Jess: "Dad, I have a master's degree, I'm not Parent traaaaa......"
New Girl quote of the week -- 11/13
Jess, after bombing her job interview because she was PMSing: "I was betrayed by my baby box."
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
New Girl quote of the week -- 10/23
Nick reaches down and grabs a hunk of birthday cake with his hands...
Jess: "Gross!! get a fork!"
Nick: "I have two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms. "
Jess: "Gross!! get a fork!"
Nick: "I have two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms. "
Monday, October 15, 2012
New Girl quote of the week -- 10/9
Jess, after hanging out with her new hipster friends: "I've been up for 48 hours, so I'm gonna sleep off an ass-ton of quinoa."
Chaz to Jess: "We don't care if you stole your catch-phrase from some low budget web series."
and of course, her awesome catch-phrase....
Chaz to Jess: "We don't care if you stole your catch-phrase from some low budget web series."
and of course, her awesome catch-phrase....
Monday, October 8, 2012
New Girl quote of the week -- 10/2
Nick, building the Ikea dresser -- "I'm building you the dresser. I love this stuff. It's like high stakes Legos."
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
New Girl quote 9/25 (second episode)
Schmidt to Jess: "Are you cooking a frittata in a saucepan? What is this, prison?"
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