Mindy season finale

I just realized I never did my last post for the season. 

Mindy to Danny on his way to Boston: "Don't talk to any white people. In Boston, they're the dangerous people." 

Mindy to Danny "I want you to love me in a way I can show on Instagram ." 

Mindy Project -- 3/17

Mindy talking about her new outfit-- "I had a back wedgie and a front wedgie."

Mindy Project - 2/24, 3/3, 3/10

2/24 -- Danny tries to help Mindy eat better 

Mindy "I have been eating for two my entire life. And now I actually have an excuse. I'm not wasting it on steel cut oats."

Mindy-- "it's my favorite kind of cake... Gigantic."

Danny-- "we must be the change we want to see in this world. Gandhi said that. " 

Mindy-- "No, John Mayer said that."

3/3 -- Mindy is getting her clinic started 

Mindy to Kris Jenner--"Your womb is a national treasure."

3/10 -- Danny's priest dies and Stephen Colbert is his new one 

Danny says he wants their baby to get baptized in the Catholic Church and Mindy says, "I kind of want to raise him Jewish so he can get ahead in life."

Danny in church -- "Jesus didn't have a roommate, he lived with his Ma." 

Mindy Project for 2015 so far

I got way behind in my quotes until it almost felt overwhelming to get caught up (I may take this a little too seriously). 

Anyway, here's quotes for the first four eps of the year. 

1/13 -- the one when Mindy runs into an ex in a San Francisco bar. 

Rob to Mindy: "since Alex has been here, you haven't mentioned the love of your life once."

Mindy: "What are you talking about? I talked about spare ribs like ten times." 

2/3 -- the one when Mindy decides to move to SF permanently and she flies back to NYC to tell Danny. I'll just say, I wouldn't leave a brownstone in Harlem for any job! 

After Beverly says that Mindy's face is healing, Danny says "She thinks you're Malala."

2/10 -- Danny's dad comes to visit.

Morgan: "Your dad, huh?  This is who we have to thank for a lifetime of grouchiness?" 

2/17-- Danny decides to move to SF with Mindy to start their practice. 

Danny: "San Francisco is growing on me. I don't mind wearing a fleece to a restaurant. It's cool."

Mindy, after learning that their loan application was denied because of her poor credit. "Fine. My credit is bad. Do you accept street cred?"

Mindy's brother, after Mindy decides not to start the practice with Rob in SF : "what makes you think that that white man is the only reason you can have your own practice? In terms of entitlement and personality, you're the whitest man I know. 

Mindy Project quote of the week --12/2 and 12/9

12/2-- Peter moves into Danny's rental apartment. 

Danny talking about Peter moving in next door-- "We don't need a Kramer, and if we did, Morgan is more that energy."

Mindy--"As great as a manly guy is, sometimes you need a pinch hitter. A pal you take to the Rhianna book signing when your boyfriend calls it 'the reason China is winning.'" 

12/9-- Christmas episode (I usually hate Christmas episodes but this one was great!!) 

Mindy to her boss--"You're so wise. Why are you wasting time in medicine? You should be a life coach on The Biggest Loser." 

Mindy, talking about applying for a fellowship at Stanford -- "It's only eight months. I'll be back to ruin football season for you."

Peter to Danny--"why would Mindy go to Stanford? She hates not being the only Asian in the room."

Mindy quote of the week --11/18, 11/25

November 18 ..Mindy's diary 

After Danny reads Mindy's diary and reads that she likes his butt, he says, "Nice going, Danny Jr." 

November 25.. Mindy sets Danny's mom up on a date 

Danny when he saw his mother dressed up for her date-- "What the hell is this? Why is Ma dressed up like the tart of Staten Island?"

Mindy talking to Danny's mom about dating--"New York City is all hot gays and bald straights." 

Mindy Project quote of the week-- 11/11

Peter: "We had a night of crazy sex, now it's time for the punishment. So, where are we going for brunch?...  I just thought we should do what you want to do today, so you want to go to spin class, you want to go to see your friend's new baby?" 

Spoiler alert: I don't know why they broke Peter and Abby up already. She was a nice addition to the show. 

Mindy project quote of the week -- 11/4

I think you can guess what the quote will be for this week... 

Some guy named Paul : "Nowadays you fart too loud, you gotta go to counseling."

Dan: "tell me about it, brother. " 

Mindy Project --9/16 & 9/23

Season premiere and this may be my favorite quote evah.... 

Mindy voiceover:  "After years of dating losers and sociopaths, I'm now happily dating the man of my dreams. A devout catholic divorcee with some pretty serious daddy-issues. Which... For a single 30-something woman is not too shabby. "

9/23  

Mindys attempt to find common ground with Danny's mom.  She says All you need is one TV show that you both watch, which I couldn't agree with more. 

"Real Housewives? Basketball Wives? Army Wives? Sister Wives? ... Wife Swap?"

Mindy Project quote of the week -- 10/7

I'm just going to ignore the subject matter and choose my favorite of many quotable lines.

Morgan: "you've changed. You always promised me you wouldn't be one of those girls who ditches their best friend the minute they get a boyfriend."

Mindy: "I would never promise that. All I've wanted in my life is to abandon all my friends for a boyfriend. " 

Mindy:  "if you go blind, I'm gonna get so fat." 

Mindy project quote of the week -- 9/30

You asked for it, you got it. Mindy quotes!  I'll go back and do quotes from episodes 1&2 but for now... 

Danny:  Your kisses are for three things: your ma, your girl, and your wrestling coach after you win regionals. 

Danny: You better start thinking about ways to make it up to me. 

Mindy: Rizzo?! You want me to dress up like Rizzo from Grease?