Friday, January 27, 2012

Stuff New Yorkers say



The female New Yorker kind of reminds me of my friend, Veronique. Am I right, NYC friends?

My favorites are "Do you smell maple syrup?" and "I just bought this!" about the umbrella. And I always say "Don't hit me, don't hit me, don't hit me..."
But I would NOT turn my nose up to Magnolia! Are you kidding me?

What's your favorite?

And one more thing... When the woman says "What a schmuck!" it reminds me of a conversation I overheard once.
Random man: "Ugh, he's such a schmuck!"
Random woman: "What's a schmuck?"
Man: "I don't know, it's like a schmendrick."
I'm sure she was thinking, "Well, that clears that up!"

2 comments:

Valerie said...

"I don't know how you haven't been there." Although it was tough to choose.

Esther said...

What about "I would never have gone if I knew there were more than four people going."