Can you believe it's December already??
Sue had a few good ones this week. How can I choose?
A: "I had myself a bit of an eyelift. And while they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tearducts. I wasn't using them."
B: "All I want is just one day a year where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties. Seriously, these retinas need a day off."
and, of course, the hair comments...
C: "There is a stack of mattresses in the choir room piled as high as the empty bottles of hair gel in the dumpster outside your apartment."
1 comment:
Oh, this cracked me up, all the references to his hair are brilliant. Have you seen Modern Family yet? You gotta watch it.
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