Christmas parties

I just came from a Christmas party for our teen mother program, where those kids took one look at Santa and started bawling! After the party, my coworker and friend, Heidi, told me about another Christmas party at another foster care agency. She has a friend that lives in LA and is a writer for an E! show. He was invited to go to this party and bring a gift, but apparently, didn't pay attention to any of the other details. He showed up with a baseball and mitt. When he got there, he found out that this was an agency that specializes in working with GLBT teens (that's gay, lesbian, bi-sexual and transgendered, for those of you not in the business), and he thought he had made a faux pas. Another person at the event said, "That's okay, we'll just give it to one of the girls!"