New Girl quote of the week -- 11/20

Hilarious episode.  Jess's divorced parents come over for Thanksgiving and she is trying to get them back together.  Once he figures it out, Jess's dad says:  "You're doing the Parent Trap thing again."
Jess:  "Dad, I have a master's degree, I'm not Parent traaaaa......"

 

New Girl quote of the week -- 11/13

Jess, after bombing her job interview because she was PMSing:  "I was betrayed by my baby box."

30 Rock quote of the week --10/31

Tracy talking about Obama: "I forgot about that half-nerd."

Liz: "You know Jenna's a liberal, Jack. She's a slut monster and one of America's top hags."

And this:

New Girl quote of the week -- 10/30

CC to Schmidt:  "You need to go home and change, Schmidt.  I know you have more costumes in your closet."
Schmidt:  "Those costumes are for Purim.  And Purim is in March."

I don't know why that one made me laugh, but I guess Schmidt having costumes for Purim just strikes me as funny.  And there wasn't much to choose from this time. 

Half of my Heart

Just watching some YouTube videos and found this one, and thought I'd share.

 

RUSH take two

My friend, Kevin, came from Norway to visit me, and to see Rush perform at the new Barclay's Center in Brooklyn.  This was my second time seeing them, and his .... well, I don't know how many times he's seen them, but it's a lot.  As I said in 2011, if I had the chance to see them again, I'd want to be in better seats, and we were and it made a big difference in my enjoyment level.  The Barclay's Center is also an amazing venue.  We had Cuban food (they even had the corn, but we didn't get it) and afterwards, freakin' Junior's cheesecake (I got the carrot cake/cheesecake).  A far cry from the normal crappy food I was expecting to get there.  AND, once again, NO line for the ladies room.  That's my version of heaven! 

This was my favorite number of the night...

 

And this was his... If you care enough to actually watch, guitarist breaks a string or something and does a little dance while waiting for a replacement guitar. 

30 Rock quote of the week -- 10/25

Welcome to Tina Fey is a genius edition of my blog.  So many great quotes in this election themed episode!!  Here they are...

Liz:  "My boyfriend and I aren't married, but we might have a baby together anyway.  And I hope it's gay!  Male gay... since with the ladies, it's too much hiking."

Jack:  "We have to spend all of our wonderful money and help my hair mentor, Mitt Romney, become the `11th legitmate president of the United States."

Jack to Garrett Romney:  "Garrett, I would slap you if I didn't know you were going to get your own planet when you die." 
I don't know why that means he can't slap him, but it's still funny. 

Tracy talking about the election: "North Carolina goes to Romney.  I worked there this summer and they are not on board with a black man lecturing them.  I don't care if it's Obama talking about healthcare, or me talking about white butts.  They are different than black butts."