Sue to Will, after he takes her to the hospital to sing to some kids: "I don't care how adorable those kids are, if I hear one song from the classic rock outfit Journey, I will start pulling catheters."
Santana to the Beiber kid: "Despite the fact that your enormous mouth to face ratio is way off, you still manage to be cute. But make no mistake, every time you open your mouth to do an impression or to moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually dork."
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
The Office quote of the week -- 2/10
Michael Scott, after being accused of PDA'ing in the office: "Whispering and tickling have their place in business."
30 Rock quote of the week -- 2/10
First quote, nominated by Esther:
Jack said, "I never sleep on planes. I don't want to be incepted."
Second one was nominated by me:
While going through the list of things he has to do now that he's an Oscar winner, Tracy says, "Cornell commencement address? Sorry, but Tracy Jordan doesn't do safety schools."
I loved the panic in Avery and Jack about having their child born in Canada and all the crazy Canadian jokes, for example:
"Yes, my daughter is Canadian and American, but I'm going to treat her just like a human baby."
So, I guess this means that Matt Damon is not going to be on 30 Rock anymore?
Also, the flight attendant was in a Broadway play I saw last summer.
Jack said, "I never sleep on planes. I don't want to be incepted."
Second one was nominated by me:
While going through the list of things he has to do now that he's an Oscar winner, Tracy says, "Cornell commencement address? Sorry, but Tracy Jordan doesn't do safety schools."
I loved the panic in Avery and Jack about having their child born in Canada and all the crazy Canadian jokes, for example:
"Yes, my daughter is Canadian and American, but I'm going to treat her just like a human baby."
So, I guess this means that Matt Damon is not going to be on 30 Rock anymore?
Also, the flight attendant was in a Broadway play I saw last summer.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Glee quote of the week 2/8
No quote this week....
If I am not a fan of Christmas episodes, then Valentine's episodes downright bug me. I was just glad that this wasn't another episode where everyone quits and re-joins glee club.
This song seemed like the obvious choice for number of the week.
But then this song closed out the episode, and having Blaine singing it makes me so happy.
If I am not a fan of Christmas episodes, then Valentine's episodes downright bug me. I was just glad that this wasn't another episode where everyone quits and re-joins glee club.
This song seemed like the obvious choice for number of the week.
But then this song closed out the episode, and having Blaine singing it makes me so happy.
Monday, February 7, 2011
30 Rock quote of the week -- 2/3
Carmen Chou, to Liz when she suspects that Liz is not really pregnant. "I don't know why you're doing this for Jessop. She's a blonde. Don't you know there's a war going on?"
30 Rock quote of the week -- 1/27
Liz asked if she could get a new ID photo, now that NBC is owned by Kabletown because, "I was holding in a snart."
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Glee quote of the week -- 2/6
Weird episode. I think it was supposed to be awesome because it followed the Superbowl? They missed. But still, some good lines....
After Sue Sylvester asks Britney to blast off in a cannon, Britney said, "I'm not ready to die yet. At least not until 'One Tree Hill' gets cancelled."
After Sue Sylvester asks Britney to blast off in a cannon, Britney said, "I'm not ready to die yet. At least not until 'One Tree Hill' gets cancelled."
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