30 Rock quote of the week -- 11/29

Liz's dream wedding... oh, so brilliant!


Kris:  "Liz, it's okay to be a human woman."
Liz Lemon:  "No, it's not, because it's society."

 

30 Rock quote of the week -- 11/15

Liz Lemon: "Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing! "

New Girl quote of the week -- 11/20

Hilarious episode.  Jess's divorced parents come over for Thanksgiving and she is trying to get them back together.  Once he figures it out, Jess's dad says:  "You're doing the Parent Trap thing again."
Jess:  "Dad, I have a master's degree, I'm not Parent traaaaa......"

 

New Girl quote of the week -- 11/13

Jess, after bombing her job interview because she was PMSing:  "I was betrayed by my baby box."

30 Rock quote of the week --10/31

Tracy talking about Obama: "I forgot about that half-nerd."

Liz: "You know Jenna's a liberal, Jack. She's a slut monster and one of America's top hags."

And this:

New Girl quote of the week -- 10/30

CC to Schmidt:  "You need to go home and change, Schmidt.  I know you have more costumes in your closet."
Schmidt:  "Those costumes are for Purim.  And Purim is in March."

I don't know why that one made me laugh, but I guess Schmidt having costumes for Purim just strikes me as funny.  And there wasn't much to choose from this time. 

Half of my Heart

Just watching some YouTube videos and found this one, and thought I'd share.