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New Girl quote of the week -- 9/16, 9/23, 9/30, 10/7

Season premiere 

Schmidt, encouraging the roommates to find someone to hook up with at the last wedding of the summer: "Nobody meets anyone in fall or winter. What? Are you gonna gamble with the contents of a bulky sweater."

9/23 Schmidt sets Jess up on 10 dates 

Jess:  "are you insane? I'm not ready! That's like taking a musical from rehearsals straight to Broadway. You've got to workshop it first."

Schmidt: "You're not for one second suggesting that I don't know how to set up a musical. How dare you?!"

9/30 

Jess: "Have you ever seen sex from above?  It's horrible. That's why God thinks it's a sin." 

10/7 

Jess: "Real women are wonky."

Mindy Project --9/16 & 9/23

Season premiere and this may be my favorite quote evah.... 

Mindy voiceover:  "After years of dating losers and sociopaths, I'm now happily dating the man of my dreams. A devout catholic divorcee with some pretty serious daddy-issues. Which... For a single 30-something woman is not too shabby. "

9/23  

Mindys attempt to find common ground with Danny's mom.  She says All you need is one TV show that you both watch, which I couldn't agree with more. 

"Real Housewives? Basketball Wives? Army Wives? Sister Wives? ... Wife Swap?"

Mindy Project quote of the week-- 10/14

Mindy trying to convince Danny to pretend he's upset so that they can get a better hospital shift:  "Act like I do when I find out a celebrity is younger than me. "

New Girl quote of the week --10/14

Schmidt: "I'm mad as a dad in traffic!" 

Mindy Project quote of the week -- 10/7

I'm just going to ignore the subject matter and choose my favorite of many quotable lines.

Morgan: "you've changed. You always promised me you wouldn't be one of those girls who ditches their best friend the minute they get a boyfriend."

Mindy: "I would never promise that. All I've wanted in my life is to abandon all my friends for a boyfriend. " 

Mindy:  "if you go blind, I'm gonna get so fat." 

Red Rooster

I stumbled across this place on my way across 125th street this weekend.  They have food and drinks but I got this. 

Oatmeal pies. Yum.