New Girl quote of the week -- 2/19

Jess: "Yeah, I know nothing about men. What's why I'm wearing a short skirt and wool tights."

New Girl quote of the week -- 2/5

Jess to CeCe "Nick kissed me!"
CeCe: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!



Nick to Jess: "you turned around in that little soft pink robe, not expecting to get kissed. I'm a MAN, Jessica. Pink robes are my catnip."

30 Rock quote of the week -- series finale

A moment of silence for one of my favorite comedies ever and my favorite lady actress, Tina Fey. I'll miss you, 30 Rock.

Liz: " I ran this morning for 30 minutes."
Jack: "Does that include dry heaving?"
Liz: "and wet"

New Girl quote of the week

Nick, in preparing to kiss Jess: "Okay, 3,2.... I'm actually not gonna do a count. That's not my style when I kiss. I don't count down."

30 Rock quote of the week -- 1/24

Upon learning that they are getting some children to adopt, Liz says to Criss: "Okay, kids coming, show to save, DVR at 98%, but I'm just never in the mood to watch Treme. Okay, first things first, I'll watch a bunch of Tremes."

30 Rock quote of the week -- 1/17

Liz to Jack, when they are forced to share a bed: "Which way do you want to sleep together? Face to face, or butt to butt?"

Jack to Liz, in that same bed: "It goes without saying that nothing will happen in this bed tonight. And I am referring, of course, to your... digestive failings."

(I'm helpless against a good fart joke. I admit it.)

30 Rock quote of the week -- 1/10

The Adoption agent to Liz, after Liz says she has updated her file: "You've moved from the well-meaning lesbian pile to the Found a man, comma, living a lie pile."


Liz: "You've gone off the rails, Jack."
Jack: "Thanks for the compliment, Lemon. Train travel is for hobos."