New Girl quote of the week -- 2/21

Welcome to my new blog feature, New Girl quote of the week. I have a few episodes saved so I may go back in time to post some old quotes. We'll see.

Jess, after making a joke about Schmidt's overnight guest: "I'm sorry, I want to banter with you guys in the morning and I just, like, panicked, and made a Hitler joke. I'm sorry."

30 Rock quote of the week -- 2/16

Liz on the subway: "That's not how it works. Let people off first."

Liz to Jack: "Am I the last one in this city still following the rules of being a person?"

Jack, explaining why he was wearing a tuxedo to work after getting mugged: "The mugger took my cuff links. All I have here are tuxedo cuff links and I'm not about the wear them with a suit... and... look like an idiot."

Jack to Liz, after throwing her into the garbage: "You're the only woman I could fight to regain my manhood."

30 Rock quote of the week -- 2/9

Jack: "I am a very powerful man. I can see to it that Transylvania never sees another episode of 'Friends.'"
Transylvanian UN delegate: "No! Monica and Chandler just slept together in London."

We've all been here, am I right?

... and if so, please tell me which show in the comments section.

30 Rock quote of the week -- 2/2

Jack to Liz: "And by your assistant, you mean you... with a British accent."

Jack in his tape on negotiating skills: "No one has won a land war in Russia. Not Napoleon, not Hitler. Not even Balki in the unaired ninth season of 'Perfect Strangers.'"

Liz: "You didn't realize that emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?"

30 Rock quote of the week -- 1/26b

This quote comes from Frank, after which Lutz gets a guilty look: "Hey, we all make mistakes. Like farting when you're talking to three people."

Two Little Red Hens

This bakery has been around forever, but when am I EVER on the UES? Pretty much never, except for last weekend, when I went to visit my ONE friend that lives there. Anyway, for some reason, I've had chocolate cupcakes from Two Little Red Hens, and never thought they were spectacular, but wanted to try something else. First of all, this place is adorable. Secondly, this coconut cupcake.... mmmmmmmm..... so good!! I love a cupcake with cream filling. I'm a fan!