The female New Yorker kind of reminds me of my friend, Veronique. Am I right, NYC friends?
My favorites are "Do you smell maple syrup?" and "I just bought this!" about the umbrella. And I always say "Don't hit me, don't hit me, don't hit me..."
But I would NOT turn my nose up to Magnolia! Are you kidding me?
What's your favorite?
And one more thing... When the woman says "What a schmuck!" it reminds me of a conversation I overheard once.
Random man: "Ugh, he's such a schmuck!"
Random woman: "What's a schmuck?"
Man: "I don't know, it's like a schmendrick."
I'm sure she was thinking, "Well, that clears that up!"
"I don't know how you haven't been there." Although it was tough to choose.
ReplyDeleteWhat about "I would never have gone if I knew there were more than four people going."
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