Can you believe it's December already??
Sue had a few good ones this week. How can I choose?
A: "I had myself a bit of an eyelift. And while they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tearducts. I wasn't using them."
B: "All I want is just one day a year where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties. Seriously, these retinas need a day off."
and, of course, the hair comments...
C: "There is a stack of mattresses in the choir room piled as high as the empty bottles of hair gel in the dumpster outside your apartment."
Oh, this cracked me up, all the references to his hair are brilliant. Have you seen Modern Family yet? You gotta watch it.
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